Friday, August 17, 2012

Spontaneous Reactions

1. Stasia walks into a new school.
All nearby children run away screaming and flailing their hands over their heads.

2. Little Boy: Do you live in an airplane?
Stasia: Nope.  I live in a house by the river.
Little Boy: (face of crushing disappointment)

3. Some Lady: Gringwich.
Some Man behind Some Lady: Gringwich.

So, do you think they meant witch like bruja?  Or is a gringwich some sort of delicious sandwich?  If it's the latter, it probably has lots of cheese and bacon.

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