During my service, I’ve often felt like my mind and body are not wholly my own.
I was proved right this morning when I pooped some worms.
I called my PC doctor and he told me that they’re no big deal and I can take a pill to get rid of them. He also said that the females exit at night to lay eggs, leaving the afflicted with an itchy butthole. Thankfully, I’m not scratching my butt on trees like a bear yet.
It’s almost Valentine’s Day and I don’t have someone special this year, but there is the possibility that hundreds of annelids are getting it on in my gut, so I can hope for some romance through osmosis.
I hope you’re reading this with someone you love! Happy Valentine’s Day!
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